This is an accurate depicition of how I envision Australia.
Clockspider is actually a really common thing. Huntsmen love hiding behind things
Also the funnel web in the shoe thing… Though further north it’s a bit more of a red back in the shoe thing
“Killed 99 bears”
a fact that if actually accomplished, should be put on a tombstone.
My favorite part is “We hope he has gone to rest.” What, like… they weren’t sure? Maybe, if ever the bear uprising should start again, he would rise from the ground to finish what he started and slay that 100th bear?
Was this man so powerful they are concerned he might not have decided to rest at all and is simply biding his time?
The bears made that tombstone.
A warning, and a prayer.
That he really, truely stays down.
This is too badass not to reblog.